guy: psstt! look at me while you suck. i wanna see those eyes
girl: *looks up*
LISTEN TO THIS RIGHT NOW
never seen awful statues?? I think u are forgetting all of Michelangelo’s attempts at sculpting women, the big queer
Damn, how could I forget?
Dented oranges are my favorite type of breast
Michel-I’ve never seen a naked woman-angelo
when your chemistry teacher gives you a bad grade